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About Deviant Core Member CarolineFemale/Ireland Recent Activity
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I work as a translator for a local T.V station
I train with IMD ...basically I can swing a sword axe spear anything .....
Im just under 5 foot
star wars - star trek - vikings - supernatural -Gotham - werewolves - zombies all good... ....
Most women want someone who'll go "yeah that's my woman over there ....dosint she look pretty in that dress" 
I want someone to go "yeah that's my one over there with the axe on top of your man"  
Freikin yeah baby
The world has never been as over populated with technology up to our ears and with so many ways to contact each other... people have never been as lonely as they are now. 

The simple ability to talk to someone or strike up a conversation is gone and your almost deemed a freak if you try. 

I have the gift of the gab and will knock talk out a stone (Irish thing)  I was taken aback a few weeks ago when I was taking photos on the beach very early in the morning and said hello to this guy sitting on the rocks (obviously he had slept there)  he answered back asking what sort of camera was I using...we were a full hour chatting but when I was leaving he said I was the first person he had a conversation with in 3 weeks......

The worlds a horrible shallow space with people living in a bubble around themselves

Look what I'm having for dinner
Look where Ive been
Look what I'm wearing 

me me me me

You and me are lost. 

Yeah guys ..... Im not the model in the pics... a few of ye seem to think that from the notes  .......Yeah Id never make one
(Thats me in the little square beside my name)

Im too short and angry

Im too caffine dependent to be safe around people when I run out 

I go into survival mode as soon as last drinks orders are called at the bar 

I dress like a 19 year old boy that got left behind after zombies savaged most of his family 

I can work power tools 

I can throw stones at moving stuff with deadly accuracy 

A Tshirt is fully dressed 

My body is wrecked 

Id refuse to wear stuff   

Makeup is only if you look shite after getting an organ removed 

so no Im the photographer definitely not any of the models 


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IrishHeart99 Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Love all of it Caroline...your talent is just THAT great!
caroline0neill Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2016
right place right time dear lol .....and just a jammie dodger
IrishHeart99 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Well child ya have excellent timing ;)
caroline0neill Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2016
well tank you Miss D your very good :)
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GamerZzon Featured By Owner May 10, 2016
Thanks for the fave :D
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